when the bae wont give you road head
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
This is the best.
Average size mannequin with average size woman.
The problem, in one picture.
I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
person:”Hey can you follo-
I watch porn for the storyline
_ ON _ THE * F L 00R *
So people drew me of that French Girls app and I love them all. They are all my little babies. Especially the third one.
Favorite Tweet Wednesdays
When you accidentally type MIST instead of MUST