pizza-queen:

Every gay person has this moment.

pizza-queen:

Every gay person has this moment.

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

twerkongaga:

Lady Gaga + Tony Bennet = The cutest friendship ever

magnacarterholygrail:

me pretty much always

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

fagzuni:

*halloween goals*

fagzuni:

*halloween goals*

fineladyfrombelize:

who is she

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and powdered donuts