Older men are god sent
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cyberho:

ok Lana 

aloneforgood:

selfies

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me asking about tea flavors: what kind of teas...
Gay Update: Probably Gayer

cyberho:

SOMEBODY CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE MY CHEST HURST FROM LAUGHNG 

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

the-goddamazon:

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO

Mother: *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
baby: b...b-...
Mother: *stops*...Your first words!
baby: B-B...
Mother: C'mon sweetie, you c--
baby: BE QUIET TIFFANY
Mother: W-...W-
Baby: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
Mother: I-I--
Baby: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
Mother: ...
Baby: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF
allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.